Chuck Norris facts are in hot demand on Norris’ birthday… let’s start with “How old is Chuck Norris?” before moving onto the well known website, “Chuck Norris Facts.”
Chuck Norris is 71, if you can believe it!
The website “Chuck Norris Facts” continues to be a source of fun and jokes about all things Chuck Norris, including gems like:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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